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Famous Ant Haikus.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

Intellectual Foreplay...

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry repairman

Folk o' the Wee

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Loch Ness Monster

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I inherited therefore I am'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"