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Famous Ant Haikus.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

Intellectual Foreplay...

A were-cow.

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Poetry repairman

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Loch Ness Monster

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I inherited therefore I am'