Haiku Writer T-Shirts

Celebrate poetic craftsmanship with our haiku-inspired T-shirts. Designed for those who find beauty in brevity, these tees make a witty and artisanal statement about the love for poetry.

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Physics Haiku

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.' mockup

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

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"It's a Haiku Dinner."

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"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop." mockup

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

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Mother Goose's Haiku

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"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?" mockup

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

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Intellectual Foreplay...

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Poetry repairman

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This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry. mockup

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

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John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips. mockup

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

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'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.' mockup

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

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"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever." mockup

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

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'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.' mockup

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

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'... and make it look like an accident.'

'... and make it look like an accident.' mockup

'... and make it look like an accident.'

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Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever. mockup

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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"Is this Haiku poopery?"

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Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read. mockup

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

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"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!" mockup

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

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'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.' mockup

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

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"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

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'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity' mockup

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

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"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..." mockup

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

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"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

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'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.' mockup

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

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Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku mockup

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

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'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?' mockup

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

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'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

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'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

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