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Poetry repairman

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Mother Goose's Haiku

Intellectual Foreplay...

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Traffic Sign Haiku

Recombinant DNA

Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form

'I think exposure to Haiku has really sharpened my tweeting skills.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Highway Haiku

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Famous Ant Haikus.

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"Kevin writes non-ironic haikus."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Origami Ark

Prisoner Spotter