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Poetry repairman

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Mother Goose's Haiku

Intellectual Foreplay...

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Casual skydiving.

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Traffic Sign Haiku

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

Recombinant DNA

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form

'I think exposure to Haiku has really sharpened my tweeting skills.'

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Highway Haiku

Famous Ant Haikus.

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Prisoner Spotter