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"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"Meet The Author"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Bad hair day!

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

John Bunyan

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mother Goose's Haiku

You made me love you.