Haiku Writer Pillows

Physics Haiku

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

Poetry repairman

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Traffic Sign Haiku

'Britishness Test.'

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!