Haiku Writer Pillows

Physics Haiku

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Intellectual Foreplay...

What Could Go Wrong?

Poetry repairman

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Traffic Sign Haiku

'Britishness Test.'