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I think he likes you.

'This is my husband, he's from New Zealand.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Mother Goose's Haiku

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Intellectual Foreplay...

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Poetry repairman

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

Manga study #2

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Traffic Sign Haiku

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'