Haka Enthusiast Mugs

I think he likes you.

'This is my husband, he's from New Zealand.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Mother Goose's Haiku

Father and son with matching beer crates.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Intellectual Foreplay...

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Poetry repairman

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Manga study #2

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Traffic Sign Haiku

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

US soldier reading a sign for 'Hookahs' in Iraq.