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"What do you think the Aussies learnt from their listening device placed in our hotel?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Breakfast surreal.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Young Godzilla.

Finesse fishing

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

I think he likes you.

Snowman horror.

Follow Your Quiff

'I think exposure to Haiku has really sharpened my tweeting skills.'

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

Drunk pirate with a wheel on the bottom of his peg leg being wheeled home by his parrot

'Poor guy, he should've said something over and over, and over.'

"I've heard this is a great bar for picking up birds."