Haka Fans Pillows

"What do you think the Aussies learnt from their listening device placed in our hotel?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Breakfast surreal.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Young Godzilla.

Finesse fishing

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

I think he likes you.

Snowman horror.

Follow Your Quiff

Let's get real. Polly want a beer.

'I think exposure to Haiku has really sharpened my tweeting skills.'

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

Drunk pirate with a wheel on the bottom of his peg leg being wheeled home by his parrot

'Poor guy, he should've said something over and over, and over.'

"I've heard this is a great bar for picking up birds."

"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."