Koala Fan Pillows

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Koala

Surfing koala.

Bubble gum leaves

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Is the water cold?'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rogue elephant

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Space Pioneer

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."