Koala Fans Pillows

Bubble gum leaves

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"She's a miniature."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Is the water cold?'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"Frankly, I don't know why they insist on calling you a bear: neither your DNA nor your genealogy connects you to bears."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

'I'm carrying my baby too, Mummy...'