Kangaroo Fans Pillows

Cosmetic pouches.

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

Sheep In Curlers

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Fasten your seat belt."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'