Kangaroo Enthusiasts Pillows

"And it has pockets!"

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

Kangaroo pickpocket.

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'