Kangaroo Court Enthusiast Pillows

'Throw yourself on the mercy of the court...'

I love Lawyers

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Kangeroo and joey

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Criminal Stupidness

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'