Kangaroo Court Enthusiast Prints

'Throw yourself on the mercy of the court...'

I love Lawyers

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Ready Mum?'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Kangeroo and joey

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

He says he can't breathe.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Criminal Stupidness

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'