Kangaroo Admirer Pillows

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Never give up on your hops and dreams, son."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Out of Bounds

Kangaroo snowman.

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'If you can imagine yourself on a jumping castle the whole day, you can picture my life...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Musical Kangaroo and Cat

Austrailian Vollyroo

Football Chameleon

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Kangeroo and joey

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Fasten your seat belt."