Kangaroo Admirer Gifts

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Never give up on your hops and dreams, son."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Out of Bounds

Kangaroo snowman.

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'If you can imagine yourself on a jumping castle the whole day, you can picture my life...'

Dr. Roo.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Musical Kangaroo and Cat

Austrailian Vollyroo

Football Chameleon

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

He says he can't breathe.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"