Kangaroo Enthusiast Gifts

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

'When did you first notice that lump in your underpants ?'

Bush Air Conditioning

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'Honey, I'll be late. I've got to stop at the drugstore to buy some cleaner and pills against seasickness.'

"Are we there yet?"

Kangaroo Caddy.

Kangaroo on roller blades.

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

Jump! Jump!

Ready Sweety? Here we go!

"A trampoline? Why would you want a trampoline?"

"Fasten your seat belt."

Kangaroos walker

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

Wow, Timmy was 37 kilos at birth! That must have been painful! Joey was only about 1 gram...

Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

This place makes me jumpy...

And they lived hoppily ever after.

'Well, you could move to Australia where he would be less conspicuous.'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Kangaroo-fisherman

Kangaroo Reading Book About Jump Start Economics

On reflection, Edgar regretted leaping into everything head first.

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Oh, he's not mine. He's just renting.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

Cargo Kangaroos.

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

He says he can't breathe.