Kangaroo Lover Gifts

"Our checks bounced again."

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

Kangaroo shoes.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'No kangaroo jockeys required!'

Sadly, Taxi Roo is no longer in business

"Yeah, sure...OK boomer."

"Yeah, it's one of nature's mysteries: lint is always blue..."

"He's not much at tennis, but pretty good at jumping the net."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

It's hard being the middle child.

Ice cream falling onto a joey's head.

'I don't box anymore - I'm a promoter now!'

Kangaroo window shopping for a Pocket PC.

Kangeroo and joey

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Dr. Roo.

Koala

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Surfing koala.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

Onion Tears

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

He says he can't breathe.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."