Kangaroo Aficionado Gifts

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Says here that 36% of adult children are now living with their parents.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Eat me"

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Ready Mum?'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

"Phew, that was close."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Kangeroo and joey

He says he can't breathe.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'