Kangaroo Admirers Gifts

A Typical Australian Wedding.

"He is either on steroids, or he has just won the lottery."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Kangeroo and joey

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Business acquaintances on holiday

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

Emigrating to Oz.

Austrailian Vollyroo