Kangaroo Admirers Gifts

A Typical Australian Wedding.

"He is either on steroids, or he has just won the lottery."

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

Emigrating to Oz.