Kangaroo Fan Gifts

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

"I got a load of candy!"

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Wintertime.

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'...He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...'

"I think it's time you left home son!"

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Dr. Roo.

Wolf Karaoke

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Rogue elephant

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

He says he can't breathe.