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'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

"I got a load of candy!"

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Wintertime.

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'...He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...'

"I think it's time you left home son!"

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

Rogue elephant

Kangeroo and joey

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"