Cheeky Kangaroo Fan Gifts

Slackeroo.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Antler Buzzers.

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Beachy Hair

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.