Genius Kangaroo Fan Gifts

Smart Kangaroos

Dr. Roo.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Toddler Feeding Solutions

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

Onion Tears

Rogue elephant

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Slalom

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'