Kangaroo Enthusiasts Gifts

"And it has pockets!"

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

Kangaroo pickpocket.

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."