Koala Fans Prints

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Bubble gum leaves

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

"She's a miniature."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'Is the water cold?'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

'It's my feature wall.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

'I'm carrying my baby too, Mummy...'

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'