Koala Lover Prints

"Your eucalyptus levels are off the charts."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'Everybody Off!!'

"What did I tell you, pretty comfy hey? That's my dad's favourite branch..."

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

Bubble gum leaves

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Is the water cold?'

Kangeroo and joey

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

"Stop oil!!!"

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'