Koala Lover T-Shirts

"Your eucalyptus levels are off the charts."

You may be right about the eucalyptus

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'Everybody Off!!'

"What did I tell you, pretty comfy hey? That's my dad's favourite branch..."

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Bubble gum leaves

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Sperm Whale.

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Kangeroo and joey

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Is the water cold?'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'