Koala Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

"Why climb trees? Order online."

Koala Love

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

'If you can imagine yourself on a jumping castle the whole day, you can picture my life...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Some tough koala bears.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Koala school bus

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A mother and baby elephant

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Surfing koala.

Bubble gum leaves

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure