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'Gee, do you mind?! Hot air travels up, y'know.'

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

'It's strange: I sleep about 18 hours a day, but I still can't remember any of my dreams...'

'I think it blew a fuse.'

'I'm carrying my baby too, Mummy...'

"Frankly, I don't know why they insist on calling you a bear: neither your DNA nor your genealogy connects you to bears."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Koala

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Bubble gum leaves

Spring Training

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Bears