Koala Cuddler T-Shirts

'Is the water cold?'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"Oh yes, bird watchers have moved from just watching us, to taking photos of us, to now wanting selfies with us..."

Bubble gum leaves

City Zoo: Day Care

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Next!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Onion Tears

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'