Koala Enthusiasts Pillows

'Due to my dietery constraints, can you please limit your recommendations to countries that have Gum-Trees?'

The menu looks good!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Surfing koala.

Bubble gum leaves

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Is the water cold?'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Peekaboo!'

'Needs more kale.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"And to think he started in accounting."