Koala Enthusiasts Gifts

'Due to my dietery constraints, can you please limit your recommendations to countries that have Gum-Trees?'

The menu looks good!

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Bubble gum leaves

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Surfing koala.

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Peekaboo!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

He says he can't breathe.

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'Is the water cold?'

'Needs more kale.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'