Koalas Gifts

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Bubble gum leaves

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Selfie Stick

Captain steering house through flood.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Is the water cold?'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."