Koala Fan Gifts

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Koala

Bubble gum leaves

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Surfing koala.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Is the water cold?'

Rogue elephant

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Happy birthday Darling!

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Space Pioneer

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'