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Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Eat me"

Bubble gum leaves

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Phew, that was close."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Is the water cold?'

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Whale Romance

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'