Coca Cola Enthusiast Gifts

Holy Coke

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

On holiday.

Eternal Student.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

The Alpha Seltzer

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."