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Eternal Student.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Shaken not stirred

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

The Alpha Seltzer

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."