Koalas Mugs

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Selfie Stick

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

Bubble gum leaves

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Captain steering house through flood.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Is the water cold?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Sliding Down the Banister