Playful Environmentalists Mugs

Selfie Stick

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Trump to Build Wall

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Cactus Huggers

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

North Pole with Sundial.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

If the Moses story happened today...

"This material is 80% recycled."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

I club baby seals.

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach