Koi Pond Lover Mugs

Keeping up with the jones

Deforestation.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Leak in the fish tank.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Loud mouth bass.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'