Plankton Lover Mugs

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Mantis Love

The High Line at Giza

"They look like pickles."

Gardening#2

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Shark infested custard!

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

You complete me!

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Go jump in the lake!

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.