Plankton Protector Mugs

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."