Plankton Protector T-Shirts

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.