Plankton Lover T-Shirts

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Gardening#2

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

The High Line at Giza

Mantis Love

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

You complete me!

Shark infested custard!

A Venus cow trap.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Go jump in the lake!

Pea

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.