Plankton Enthusiast Mugs

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Batman O' War

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Veloci-Rapper

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'