Plankton Enthusiast Mugs

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Best before 65 million BC.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

Veloci-Rapper

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."