Tiki Bar Enthusiast Gifts

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

The cocktails are always a fundamental business expense.

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Do they look tired to you?"

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'