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'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

The cocktails are always a fundamental business expense.

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

"An everything Martini, please."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Raw Piano Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'