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"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Just water for me, please."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'The Saxon King' pub

Barman In Love.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Surreal ale

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Fancy a pint?

His & hers towels.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You call this ice?"