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"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Barman In Love.

"Just water for me, please."

Surreal ale

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

His & hers towels.

Fancy a pint?

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"You call this ice?"

"I'm really gonna slug you one in a minute, mate...!"

City centre pub.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."